By Melissa Hunter
Miley Cyrus accidentally exposes Disney's deep dark secret: Their Tweenage money-generating machines are powered entirely on photo flashes and frozen yogurt.
Hey, random arm guy, Will Ferrell doesn't need any help with his wacky red-carpet high jinks at the "Land of the Lost" premiere in Australia, thank you very much.
Matthew McConaughey works out on the beach while a dog patiently waits to play a little fetch. Be patient, Rover. Just 300,000 more crunches and a couple hundred sun salutations left to go …
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian blissfully rollerblade down a path in Miami until they are interrupted by a vicious dog. Oh, the horror! It's as though all of their life experiences are carefully written, staged, and photographed.
Hugh Jackman has already captured the hearts of millions with his good looks and talent, but it takes a little more to please the younger audience. Good thing there are popsicles.
Paris Hilton masters her slink-walk out of a club. Basically, she's always catwalk ready. Now if only a couture designer would hire her. Any takers? Anyone?
Jerry O'Connell may be a movie star … he may be an adult … but you better believe he will not back down from a good water fight.
It's nice to know that even when you become a superstar when you're young like Avril Lavigne, you can still find joy in the simple things in life, like pumping gas.
Or maybe she's just drunk.
Anne Hathaway, donning a white T-shirt and baseball cap, tries to go unnoticed in the East Village. Sorry, Anne, but that radiant movie-star glow will show up no matter what you wear. It's a rough life.
Arnold Schwarzenegger ponders the condition of California over a cigar. But, you know, a thinking cigar.
Everyone has unique ways to let out their aggression. Kristen Stewart, for example, rides imaginary bicycles in Italian fountains when she's angry. It really relieves some of her fame rage.
When you're a soccer superstar, model, father, and husband who tours the world and has your every move photographed, like David Beckham, chances are you'll catch a catnap when and wherever you get the chance.
"The Hills" star Kristin Cavallari and her friend shared a laugh at a Malibu Memorial Day BBQ. The Chihuahua, however, was disappointed by their lack of reverence for the soldiers who have fought for our nation.
Beer. Watermelon. Tony Danza. Someone's Memorial Day party is about to BLOW UP.
Lindsay Lohan gives the paparazzi some love on the way into her house. Suspicious, considering the way they harass her. She was probably just spitting out her gum.
Amid telling some jokes to his co-star Maya Rudolph at lunch, Chris Rock got something stuck in his throat. It was unfortunate timing as he was doing his "This is how white people choke" bit.
Now that she's married, Mandy Moore has no shame in letting loose and performing with the massive underbite she was born with.