By Paige Ferrari
Rihanna and Chris Brown were, in fact, both at the NBA finals game. However, the pair sat at opposite ends of the same row, (unlike in happier times, seen left) possibly to avoid those awkward, "so, I hear you're being required to testify against me in a felony assault case" conversation.
Paris Hilton was spotted mending her broken heart by making out with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo like "their plane was going down." Confidential to Ronaldo: This plane is going down. Please remove your mouth from the blond heiress and calmly move towards the lighted emergency exits. (The Sun)
Kate Winslet, who said she would never get a nanny, now has a nanny. The British tabloids will now make her pay for such a disgusting display of hypocrisy! (Daily Mail)
Pregnant Kendra Wilkinson joked that she's going to develop a stripper pole workout for women who are expecting. This idea is not really very funny because it's clearly solid gold. (E! Online)
Kris Allen says he was flattered that Adam Lambert revealed an eensy-meensy crush on him to Rolling Stone. Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell must be so jealous of this competing "Idol" bromance. (People)
Britney Spears and K-Fed have reached a custody agreement over their two sons, with each parent getting 50 percent of time and Britney providing 80 percent of the parental crazy. (Celebitchy)
Tony Romo says his ideal date with Jessica Simpson involves "a little bite to eat and probably watch a football game." Oh, Jessica, you're doing such an excellent impersonation of being a "guy's girl." (Socialite Life)
A former staffer of Kate Gosselin says the mother of eight hit her kids with a plastic spoon. To be fair, the kid was totally hogging Kate's camera time. (Celebitchy)
Dear Michael Douglas, we love you. How, then, are we to pick the movie in which we love you the most? Life is full of tough decisions, and you can make yours over at the People's Choice Awards Web site. (PCA)