The Morning Shortlist for May 18

By Paige Ferrari

Chris Pine of "Star Trek" thinks the Internet is a dark place where nerds "spew poisonous vitriol like vomit." It's true, Chris. But take care not to alienate your fan base. (Popeater)

Photos: Chris Pine

Bradley Cooper says his mom is very excited about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Now if only he had an actual relationship with Jennifer Aniston … (People)

Photos: Jennifer Aniston

Janice Dickinson got a little upset with a paparazzo and assaulted him with her scarf. Considering Janice's penchant for stilettos, this guy got off easy. (Celebitchy)

John Mayer flaunted a body covered with lipstick kisses to TMZ's camera. Then he sang Michael Jackson because, seriously, this guy hates attention. (TMZ)

Photos: John Mayer

Paris Hilton is the subject of a new documentary, "Paris, not France." Because, clearly, not enough celluloid (or scholarship!) has already been devoted to the ins and outs of Ms. Paris Hilton. (Celebuzz)

Photos: Paris Hilton

Kate Gosselin loves talking about her spiky, funky hairdo. But celebrity stylists aren't so sure they approve. Let the backlash begin! (US)

Photos: Jon and Kate Gosselin

"Sex and the City" star Cynthia Nixon is engaged to her longtime girlfriend, Christine Marinoni. She made the announcement at an event for marriage equality in New York. Congratulations, Cynthia! (E! Online)