The Shortlist for July 6

By Paige Ferrari

In a move sure to terrify true patriots everywhere, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spent their Fourth of July weekend dressed up as Uncle Sam and … Uncle Sam's sporty paramour. Does this mean the terrorists have won? (Socialite Life)

Photos: Heidi Montag

Photos: Spencer Pratt

Chris Brown has reportedly been hooking up with Kanye West's on-again off-again girlfriend, Amber Rose. Let's hope they're off again, lest Chris lose Kanye's support. (NYDN)

Photos: Kanye West

Photos: Chris Brown

Madonna paid tribute to Michael Jackson during a recent concert, including wearing one jeweled glove in homage of the king of pop's style. Hang in there, Madge. Now you're one of the last great pop relics of the 20th century. (E! Online)

Photos: Madonna

Speaking of late 20th century throwbacks, Courtney Love reportedly trashed a hotel room in New York City and caused more than $5,000 worth of damage. The floor in Courtney's room was said to be "littered with needles and used feminine hygiene products." So 1994. (UK Sun)

Photos: Courtney Love through the years

Rihanna spent her holiday weekend poolside, along with Jay-Z and LeBron James.

Earlier, the singer was spotted picking up a needle and tattooing umbrellas on men in New York's East Village. So obviously she had a very busy week. (E! Online)

Photos: Rihanna

Listen up, you crazy vampire-loving ladies: Robert Pattinson is really disgusted by your unbridled lust. In fact, according to a friend, Rob is "embarrassed by the way girls throw themselves at him." John Mayer feels his pain. (NYDN)

Photos: Robert Pattinson

So much for rumors of Emma Watson choosing to attend college at Columbia University. Her "Harry Potter" co-star Daniel Radcliffe has spilled the beans: Emma will be headed to Brown University in the fall. (Celebuzz)

Related: Emma Watson in Teen Vogue

Photos: 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince'

Rumors are continuing to swirl around Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake, with Life & Style magazine quoting unknown sources who say the couple is spending more time apart and is definitely on the outs. (Celebitchy)

Photos: Justin Timberlake

Photos: Jessica Biel

Josh Duhamel says he loves playing on his in-home stripper pole, even more than his wife, Fergie. He also adds that he's a butt man, just in case that first bit was not enough personal information for you. (Page Six)

Related: Fergie talks weight loss and dressing up for Josh in Allure

Photos: Fergie with Josh and more

"Spider-Man" is headed to Broadway. What inspired casting choices would make you shell out for a ticket? (Think Evan Rachel Wood as Mary Jane.) Cast your vote at the People's Choice Awards Web site. (PCA)

Photos: Evan Rachel Wood