What happens when a child beauty queen refuses to give up her crown?

Ashley Tisdale and Leah Remini explore one tragic possibility in a new Funny or Die parody of the hit TLC show Toddlers & Tiaras.

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Twenty-two years after Makenzie (Tisdale) entered her first pageant, her mother Juana (Remini) admits that she's still competing in the 5 to 7-year-old group. "We know that she does shine in this particular group," she explains.

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"She's been in 5,000 pageants and won 3,213 crowns," Juana adds. "It makes it all worth it."

The only problem Makenzie encounters while competing at age 25? "Some of the judges were concerned that Makenzie's outfits were too promiscuous," Juana says. "But when she was younger, they were cute. Please! Semantics."

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Does Makenzie still have what it takes to be crowned Little Miss USA? Watch the clip above and find out!

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