No one is taking Audrina Patridge's dismissal from Dancing With the Stars harder than her own mother, Lynn.

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After the Hills alum, 25, and her partner Tony Dovolani were eliminated Tuesday night, the Patridge family hit up L.A. hotspot Beso for a quiet dinner -- but things took a shocking turn when, after "three glasses of wine," Lynn ventured outside to speak to the paparazzi (watch the video, above).

"When one door closes another one opens," Lynn slurred as a friend tried to bring her inside. "Audrina is going to f---ing rise. She's got class. You know why? She's a Polish, Catholic, f---ing full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don't give a s--t. It's all American."

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Lynn, who will appear on her daughter's upcoming VH1 reality show, then called out Audrina's former Hills castmate Lauren Conrad.

"We're going to f---ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad's pissy a-- little fashion s---. That bitch wants to bring it on? Let's go!"

Though Lynn claimed she doesn't "usually" drink alcohol, she realized Audrina would "be so pissed I'm talking to you idiots."

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So what made Lynn finally open up?

"I've had it. I've been a celebrity mom eight years through this Hills bulls--t, but Audrina's going to the next level, baby," she explained. "F---ing Hills girls -- Hills tramps! My baby's a star! She's the only one that has some class and I don't give a f--- about it."

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