By Rebecca Silverstein
If your name is Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, don't read on.
Here's a celeb couple we'd never imagine: P. Diddy has a thing for "Jersey Shore" star Sammi Giancola! According to Life & Style's Scene Queens, the rap mogul saw Sammi with her friends standing outside a Fashion's Night Out event on Sept. 10 in New York. He promptly pulled up to the curb and said, "I love 'Jersey Shore.' I've been thinking about you."
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Sammi ignored Diddy (apparently he's not enough of a juicehead), but he didn't give up that easily. "He knew one of the girls Sammi was with," a friend of Sammi's told Scene Queens. "He was texting her friend, begging for Sammi's number."
Poor Diddy. But hey, there's always Angelina Pivarnick!
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