Get Julia Roberts a bar of soap!
At a Film Society of Lincoln Center event honoring Tom Hanks in NYC Monday, the "Duplicity" star, 41, dropped the F-bomb several times.
"All right, well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee," she began. "So Tom, everybody f---ing likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson, Hanks' wife], and her t--s were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her a-- was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f---?"
Audience members, including Charlize Theron, busted up with laughter.
She then went on to say she's seen most of Hanks' films except "That Thing (You Do)."
"I love the Coen brothers, but the hair Tom [in 2004's 'Ladykillers'], I didn't even know what the f--- that movie was about!" Of 2004's "The Terminal," she cracked, "You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I'm wearing the same f---ing dress tonight as your publicist!"
The audience again laughed.
"Listen, I've got to get home. But this much we know ... I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you."
Roberts then lost her train of thought. "It's so dark out there, I feel like I'm in space," she said as an audience member held up their cell phone. "Thank you, whoever just made it light. ['Lost' creator] J.J. Abrams, are you here?"
Before exiting the stage, she reiterated to Hanks how much she loved him.