By Dana Flax
Watch out, Twitterati. Don't ask your favorite recording artist, Kid Rock, for his handle or he may just bite your head off.
According to Page Six, Kid recently told Rolling Stone, "If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er.'"
Come on, Kid! Didn't anyone tell you that the act of updating your Twitter is "tweeting?" Sheesh.
Demonstrating the verbal precision marking the lyrical craftsmanship of songs such as "Bawitdaba," Kid continued, "It's gay."
Do you really want to go there Kid? You saw where gay-bashing got Eminem. And besides, the Twitter gods can always counter, "Takes one to know one!" Ha. Ha.
"I don't have anything to say," he continues. "And what I have to say is not that relevant."
Okay, at this point you're just digging your own grave, Kid. Though we never thought of songs such as "American Bad A**" as topical fare, you really couldn't make a statement that didn't involve wiping your music catalog free of any credibility, could you?
Shame. Although we'll always wonder what's going on in that brilliantly brazen, becapped head of Kid's -- and glumly mourn the glaring dearth of updates on his latest meal -- at least we may have diagnosed the reason for the dissolution of his relationship with Pamela Anderson: The woman uses Twitter as her gosh darned personal soapbox. And who could blame her? Unlike Kid Rock, she is a seasoned wordsmith, you know.