By Melissa Hunter
No, this isn't a borrowed National Enquirer headline. This is actually a direct quote Lady GaGa gave in a recent interview. She told the Sun she has "gone bankrupt about four times now." It's remarkable how vulnerable she is being. And coincidentally how much press it gives her. Weird.
She says, "Every dollar I earn goes on the show. Now we're finally getting to a place where it's not bankruptcy. Then again, with another tour coming up soon I'll probably be homeless again."
But I don't understand, she's so thrifty. She's completely axed her pants budget, and traded in her bras for duct tape. Surely that must leave a few bucks for her Barbie wigs and clown makeup, and then some to spare. No?
She's hoping her upcoming tour with Kanye will make up for her losses. Actually, she knows it will:
"I can't give any details, but it will be one of the most important moments in music ever."
Oh, is that so? One thing we do know is that the combination of the two makes sense. She and Kanye are like two peas in a self-aggrandizing pod.
She continues, "I truthfully adore Kanye. I always poke fun at him and joke around. We have a lovely creative relationship. He's so sweet. I can't say enough good things. He's undeniably brilliant."
Aww, Kanye feels the same way, GaGa. About himself, of course.
And what of her romantic life? Does she have one? Are those leotards easily removeable?
"I'm a single girl. I like to have a good time. I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it's easier."
Understandable. Those guys have got to be wild with lust after being mere inches away from her when she's covered in bubbles or has fireworks flying out of her chest. That's like Seduction 101, people.
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