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"My ticket is currently on eBay, so...." she joked to David Letterman Thursday night.
The designer -- who ended her run on The Hills earlier this year -- says she won't sue Pratt for starting rumors that she starred in a sex tape. The lie ruined her friendship with Montag, who sided with her soon-to-be husband.
"He would enjoy the publicity," Conrad says.
Letterman admitted he was bummed the tape was a fake. "Sorry, I kind of wanted to see it," he told Conrad.
The Late Night host also called Pratt "creepy."
"The beard doesn't help," Conrad said.
"He's not super nice," she continued.