Lindsay Lohan's latest film endeavor won't be coming soon to a theater near you.
"Labor Pains," a comedy in which Lindsay plays a woman who lies about being pregnant to prevent being fired, is going straight to cable TV instead. The movie will air on ABC Family in July.
Lindsay recently lamented her career trajectory to E! News, saying that she wants to star in "Oscar-nominated films" but that the tabloids' obsession with her and Samantha Ronson has hurt her hireability.
At least a TV movie is a paycheck! We hear Lindsay could really use few of those.