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By Dana Flax

In what's expected to be the least shocking news item of the day, Radar is reporting that nude photos of "Jersey Shore" star Jenni Farley (AKA JWoww) are being shopped around the media.

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The three photos include two topless shots which, according to Radar, "will certainly not disappoint her male fans," as well as one shot from behind.

This is a serious tragedy for anyone who's yet to see JWoww in her signature chartreuse shirt nipple veil (which is virtually as obscene), however, we still hope this leak at least elicits the long-promised biting off of someone's head on national television.

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