By Melissa Hunter
In yet another ridiculous, too-easy-to-make-fun-of-but-I'll-still-do-it-anyway interview, Paris Hilton claims that Michael Jackson named his daughter after the heiress. It's Paris' world guys, and we're just living in it. Just an FYI.
She says, "My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she's such a beautiful little girl and I'm proud we have the same name."
So there you have it, folks: Michael Jackson named his daughter after Paris Hilton. Glad we can close that case in the bajillion mysteries about Michael Jackson's life file.
While it might be true, it's also easy to say basically anything about a guy after he dies. But then again, Paris has made some pretty shameless claims in the past. Let's take a look, shall we?
Claim #1: She coined the phrase "That's hot." Right, because pre-Paris, when serving soup a waiter would say to the customer, "Be careful, that is of an extremely high temperature which may scald you." Glad she simplified things for us.
Claim #2: She coined the phrase, "That's huge," which she has since legally trademarked. I won't go into context of how one might use this other than Paris, because it may be censored.
Claim #3: She's the next blonde icon after Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana. Uh huh, yeah. A class act, just like those two. And, um, she does know what happened to those two, right?
Claim #4: She's only had "a couple" of sexual partners. Well, we all know (a little too intimately) of one, but who is the other of her droves of boyfriends that got lucky? Was it Fred Durst? Please let it be Fred Durst.
Stay tuned for Paris telling us about how that one city in France was named after her back in the 6th century (Oh, she travels back in time, too).
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