Melissa Gorga's bubbies never brought in the big bucks.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star addressed Internet rumors that she was previously employed as a stripper. "[There's an] accusation that I was once a dancer at a strip club. This is 100 percent NOT TRUE," she blogged Friday.

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"I did bartend for a few weeks at a bikini bar while I was in college," Teresa Giudice's sister-in-law explained. "My outfit was a tank top, shorts and sneakers. SORRY, no bubbies there." 

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So why is Gorga acknowledging the untrue rumors about her past? "Someone desperately wants to knock me down and prove that I have something to hide," she said. "I have been happily married to my husband for 7 years and we have three beautiful children. Even if I had been a dancer, I do not know why anyone would care 10 years later."

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Gorga's former manager at Lookers Gentleman's Club in Elizabeth, NJ insisted to Us Weekly that the reports of the reality star's past were grossly exaggerated. "She was a bartender for a couple of months years ago," Larry Guarino told Us. "Lookers was really upscale then too; it wasn't like she was bartending in some hole in the wall."

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