Newlywed Russell Brand appeared on "Conan" Wednesday night and didn't disappoint viewers who expected the funnyman to shock the live audience.

Apropos of Prince William announcing his engagement to Kate Middleton, Russell - an English citizen - told Conan O'Brien of his experience meeting the Queen of England.

"When I met the Queen I sort of like… I had to subjugate a peculiar urge within myself, because, you know, she may be a queen - that she may well be - but she's also buxom in the boob department," said Russell.

Watch the clip to see Russell's idea for distinguishing himself in a manner that would permanently brand the comedian into the Queen's memory. And tune into "Conan" weeknights on TBS.

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