They get reconstructive surgery on their lady parts and pay the bill with their ex-hubby's credit card.
Yes, you read that right. "Real Housewife" and LeAnn Rimes nemesis Brandi Glanville over-shares in her new book, "Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders," that after her split from Eddie Cibrian, she indulged in reconstructive surgery on her hoo-ha. "I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one," Brandi writes. When it came time to settle the bill, the former model forked over Eddie's credit card number. We won't argue with Brandi's sense of justice, but as for the surgery -- seriously, who does that?