The Morning Shortlist for May 5

Rihanna has canceled her comeback concert, originally scheduled for May 28 in the United Arab Emirates. A spokesman said it's "not an appropriate time" for the singer, perhaps a reference to the fact that Chris Brown is also scheduled back in court on May 28. (E! Online)

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Shia LaBeouf tells Playboy his mother is "the sexiest woman I know," adding, "I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds." At least he knows how it sounds. (Star)

Megan Fox is the covergirl for Esquire's June issue, and now there's an accompanying music video documenting a day in her life. It involves Megan writhing about in bed and wearing a bathing suit, so we think it will do well on the Internet. (Socialite Life)

Photos: Megan Fox

Tom Hanks wasn't scandalized by Julia Roberts' saucy tribute to him. "Everybody loves [Julia]," he said while doing a promotional interview for "Angels and Demons." He wisely avoided dropping any F-bombs in that sentence. (E! Online)

Photos: Tom Hanks

Russell Brand was reportedly flirting with Hugh Hefner ex, Holly Madison, while the two were in Vegas. Move over, Ray-J and Tila Tequila. This might just be our new favorite bizarro couple. (E! Online)

Photos: Russell Brand

Photos: Holly Madison

Audrey Tautou is following in the footsteps of Marilyn Monroe (and Nicole Kidman) by serving as the face for Chanel No. 5. Check out the video over at US. Spoiler alert: she's wearing more than just the fragrance. (US)

Jessica Biel will be the new face of Revlon. This should make the pain of stripper flick "Powder Blue" going straight-to-DVD a little more bearable. (People Style)

Photos: Jessica Biel