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Sunshine on My Shoulders Makes Me Crappy: Paris Hilton hasn't had a lot to smile about lately. Her attempt to set a legal precedent with the Dentyne defense following her cocaine bust ultimately failed. Even worse, she's been forced to watch former second-string BFF Kim Kardashian eclipse her in fame, popularity and PR cunning. What's a fading heiress to do? Why, put on a happy face, of course. But as Paris spreads sunshine all over the place (public service sidenote: A preventative dose of penicillin might not be a bad idea), her fluffy pooches are once again left shamefaced, wondering if they can make it through another day without giving in to their baser instincts by adorably nibbling on her jugular.
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