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Swanks for the Mammaries: For the last time, Hilary Swank, we're well aware that "Boys Don't Cry" was just a role that you played. You don't have to prove how fantastic your feminine assets are by giving good sternum in a belly-flopping swimsuit and satin bedsheet that you found lying around the Grotto of the Playboy mansion (look carefully and you're sure to find Pam Anderson's initials scrawled on both). Hil, honey, you're a two-time Oscar winner. Try to aim higher than the merest hint of nipular coverage.
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