Madoff's Most Famous Victims
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Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick: [Insert six degrees to Madoff joke here.] The celeb couple lost an undisclosed amount of money to Mr. Madoff. While he's safely in prison, we suggest Kyra get her anger out by staging a "Closer" special wherein she beats Bernie into confession with her adorable Southern drawl. Meanwhile, Kevin, we hear there's a "Footloose" remake brewing. If it were up to me, Hollywood would reimburse your fortune so you could reprise that role.