Celeb Personals Week of June 24
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Piano Man, 60, sks younger, physically and intellectually mismatched gal who loves, or at least tolerates me, just the way I am. Must enjoy Italian restaurants, summer BBQs at Hamptons estate, private jets and/or yachts, frequent visits to the Betty Ford Clinic, and tortured genius, in general. Must not mind same-age step-daughter, competing with the perfection that is Christie Brinkley, Democrat-only pals, and Gordon Lightfoot jokes. I want to make you feel my love, and I mean that in the most lyrical way possible.