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By Melissa Hunter
Please enjoy Wonderwall's exclusive recipes for enjoying your favorite stars, straight up or on the rocks.
The Foxtail: In a blender, pour the undying love for Brian Austin Green over the crushed dreams of every man in America. Add in tattoo ink, pink lingerie, and a shredded birth certificate (or anything that identifies your real age). Pour into a skinny, but paradoxically curvy glass. Garnish with as many half-naked magazine covers as you can find. Drink seven of them, dance on the bar, then demand to be taken seriously.