WELCOME TO NELLYVILLE, 34, pseudo-gangsta with Midwestern values and sweet jivin' country grammar sks apple bottom girl to take on a ride wit me. Likes: Benzys, Band-Aids, measurements 36-25-34, poppin' bottles, taking off all your clothes and more. Must be thicky-thicky-thick, able to run credit checks with no shame, and a "Real Housewives of Atlanta" fan. ATL to STL, baby! Already got a man and a son? NP. Even if I'm with some boo, ya know I'm gon' be crazy about you, too.