It was called "1 Night in Chyna," the 2005 sex tape of Joanie and her then-boyfriend, Sean Waltman. It is a somewhat lackluster tour of China, and of, yes, Chyna.
Climactic moment: Who knew toxic chemicals would change the rolling landscape so drastically into prominent topography? Joanie's special "she-nis" close-up has confused many, many, many people.
What we'd rather see: Joanie, who is fluent in Spanish, French and German, as the headmistress of a school for butt-kicking, gender-blended international spies.
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