Poor Martha Dumptruck. There's a conspiracy theory out there that the role was played by the baby-faced comedian, Milonakis. OK, maybe it was just on one blog four years ago, but you can't help but admit the uncanny resemblance.
In any event, these days, if the reprise of the obese loser were actually played by a woman on national TV, she'd be played by a Size 2 model with a gap in her teeth and glasses. Sad, but true.