Back when he wasn't that washed-up actor who randomly scored Megan Fox, Green was kind of a big deal heartthrob. So it was no surprise that he popped up on a couple of covers, one of which was Playgirl. He didn't get nakey for the shoot, but we knew there was no way that would happen. Only female fame-whoring, approval-yearning starlets get butt naked for these mags. Instead, he just tried his best Marky Mark impression and showed a little pelvic bone in tighty whiteys. Between his pants falling off and his silver chain, he better thank his lucky stars that Fox was (supposedly) only 11 when this issue came out and didn't see it. Otherwise he'd be ousted into complete and utter irrelevance.