THEY SPEND HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS TO CHANGE LIGHTBULBS!David Spade reportedly paid $555 to have someone change 10 lightbulbs in his house. *Sigh* The jokes just write themselves sometimes, don't they? So of course there's Joke #1: How many dollars does it take to change a lazy actor's light bulbs? $555! Zing! And Joke #2: He's so short, he'd pay anything to reach those darned lightbulbs. Nailed it! Finally Joke #3: David Spade. The guy's just a joke, really.