Maybe abuse of guyliner and hair gel leads to diminishing cognizance of the world around you. Or maybe Pete Wentz is just crazy. Either way, Wentz can't stop talking when we really wish he would. Through some rather charming interviews, we've learned about his taste for bodily secretions. Pete posted a gripping cinematic exploration (via YouTube) in order to sample his own urine. And when he sampled Ashlee's breast milk, he dubbed it "soury" and "weird." This kid should start moonlighting as a food critic.
And while we always wondered about the magical moment that Ashlee and Pete fell in love, wonder no more. It happened in Room 704 at the SoHo Grand where he explains, "...there was a mirror, and I was like, 'Oh my God, you're banging the girl of your dreams and you're watching it right now.'" *sigh* A regular Cary Grant, this guy.