'Inglourious' Coin Slot: The fact that Diane Kruger gets to snuggle up to the adorable Joshua Jackson on a regular basis renders any criticism we have of her couture meaningless. She wins. End of story. But, sore losers that we are, we still have a few nits to pick vis-à-vis the cumbersome, crystal-studded Versace she's styling at the Los Angeles premiere of "Inglourious Basterds." For one thing, steps need to be taken to prevent the Lite-Brite game and chunk of AstroTurf that spawned this creation from mating a second time. And for another, no matter how much beauty, class and sophistication Diane oozes on the red carpet (and she always oozes plenty), the phrase "plumber's butt chic" will always, always be a contradiction of terms.