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Boot Camp: We wish we could say this photo was taken after Lindsay Lohan's house was robbed. Then she'd have a good excuse for strutting down the street decked out in go-go boots and Scrooge's nightshirt, namely, the thieves must have made off with every stylish (or remotely presentable) piece of clothing she owns. Unfortunately, the lately plump-lipped starlet threw on these attention-seeking duds three days before the break-in, which means the blame lies squarely with her, not the criminal element. It's likely the burglars didn't give Lindsay's business-in-the-back, party-in-the-front shirt and wee cutoffs a second glance, which is understandable given the frayed armholes and stringy denim, a worn-out state that sadly mirrors the underemployed actress's current condition. It's a good bet that her wintry boots were left behind, too, because not even a crook wants to mess with the odiferous aftermath of footwear that's been worn around New York during the sweaty height of summer.