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Brody to the Max: Hi, I'm Adrien Brody and I'll be your gondolier this evening. Just sit back, relax and enjoy the tour of Venice's world-famous canals. And remember, tips are always appreciated. Don't be shy. Just stick them in that jar over there with the sign reading, "Help Adrien Buy a Shirt." Did I mention I'm also saving up for a shave and a haircut, along with a chest wax and some Axe Body Spray? One day, I hope to own my own gondola business. Maybe then I can stop wearing this ridiculous straw hat and red bandana I borrowed from my golden retriever. Please be generous, people. My pecs are freezing.
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