Pocketful of Thigh: Hollywood is trying really hard to make Ashley Tisdale happen. So far, the results have been fair to middling (her recent OK! cover story was a flop), which might be why she foxed up her look for an appearance on "Good Morning America" to promote her "new edgy rock album" (that's according to "GMA"). But the "High School Musical" starlet miscalculated just how much "edgy" inner thigh the public wants to see over their Cap'n Crunch. If we remember our Miss Manners correctly, a half-inch inseam on cutoffs turned hot pants should be worn only after dark -- and preferably in the dark. On the plus side, Ashley's dangling pockets are the perfect place to stash her dignity, which she doesn't seem to be using at the moment.