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Like a Moth to the Lamé: Mischa Barton and Taylor Momsen strike a pose at a shindig in New York. Let's listen in on their post-photo conversation:
Taylor: Welcome to the CW, Meesh. Glad you're out of the hospital and feeling in the pink.
Mischa: Thanks, Little J! I'm so excited for "The Beautiful Life." It's no "Gossip Girl" but --
Taylor: Yeah, whatever. Look, you're new here, so maybe you're not aware of the CW's lamé rule.
Mischa: There's a lamé rule?
Taylor: There is, and it states, "No one but Taylor can wear cheap and sparkly fabrics when cameras are present." A fire extinguisher must also be near me at all times, because my clothes tend to be flammable.
Mischa: You know, just because you front a rock band and have a Courtney Love Mini-Me thing going on, that doesn't give you the right to tell me how to dress.
Taylor: Sure it does. Besides, it's not like you have to stop wearing cutesy little bows on your shirt, or dressy short-shorts, or jelly platforms covered in mustard.
Mischa: I had you all wrong. I thought you'd be nurturing.
Taylor: Why would you think that?
Mischa: Because you're so much older than I am.
Taylor: I'm 16.
Mischa: In that itty-bitty bandeau top? And with those long-abused locks? Riiiiiiight, and all my recent problems were caused by my wisdom teeth.