Look, guys, it's hard to be a teenage starlet. There's the fans and the money and the *UGH* adoration. Kristen Stewart seemed to be the poster child for teen angst, but Taylor Momsen's been giving her a run for her emo-ney. So who reigns as Emo queen? Let's take a look. Or not. I mean, whatever.
Zombie eye makeup: + 3 points
Faux-vintage rock band t-shirt (of one she's never heard the music): + 2 points