Nominee: Jesse Eisenberg
aka: One Bad Motherzucker
Movie: "The Social Network"
Why he's nominated: Eisenberg went from "who?" to "oh, that guy" with one little role about a man who changed the lives of every computer-literate American. What's more: He helped make it interesting.
Chances of winning: 10 to 1. But we'll see you again in a few years.
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