No. 1 culprit Jeremy Piven seems like a no brainer. He's a notorious bachelor, he's got an "Entourage" and presumably a real-life band of leeches, and he apparently likes wearing sheer shirts. Besides, the media has pretty much converged in acknowledging that he's a total creeper. But would a man of his age really adorn his bachelor pad with a wall of Polaroids? Let's move on.