By Kat Giantis
In the hours before Kendall Jenner slinked onto the red carpet at the Much Music Awards in this Fausto Puglisi gown, the following conversation presumably took place:
Kendall: "But Mom, pelvises totally aren't in. Can't I wear something low-cut instead?"
Kris Jenner: "And compete with Kim? I don't think so. Now, hand me those scissors. We need to loin-cloth this up by about 30 percent."
Kendall: "But Mom …"
Kris: "Don't 'but Mom' me, missy. I didn't sell my soul to the devil to make you girls famous just so you could complain. Now, ditch those underpants, work that red carpet and make me proud."
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