What We Get: TMI, a craving for Carl's Jr., booty envy
Why is Kim Kardashian holding a guitar? Well, because she's at the Hard Rock Cafe doing one of her million or so weekly event appearances. This woman is a media powerhouse who manages to pull in $10,000 every time she mentions a product on her Twitter account. Plus there's that new Carl's Jr. ad of her eating salad in bed, all because she's hot and happens to be in a pseudo-famous family. No matter where you go, you can't escape the Kardashian clan.