EMMY NON-NOM'D LIZZADY LUV'R, 40, sks post-divorce rebound, maybe more. Enjoys playing caricature of self, rockin' the pot belly and having one-year-sober good times. Likes: Gettin' shizzy wit da nizzy, strong knees, Star Jones impressions, Spoonie Luv, XXX parodies. Dislikes: SCRAM ankle bracelets, fishy fires, diabetes, being called by the name Brian Fellows. Reply now, cuz Tina Fey & I ain't waiting 'round "30 Rock" for your a$$ much longer.