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The 50-minute tape of Verne Troyer and his now-ex girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, (a couple we would have dubbed MiniRider, if only we'd been given the chance), has not been publicly distributed, and a recent settlement between Troyer and the tape's potential distributor indicates that it may never be.
Unless, of course, Shrider, who most publicly discussed Troyer's personal stats and inability to stay afloat like a rubber ducky, and who claims she made the tape and co-owns it, releases it herself for profit. But, hey, what are the odds of that?
Climactic moment: Remember when Troyer peed in a corner on "The Surreal Life"? Good times.
What we'd rather see: After just catching the screen shots? The inside of a sensory deprivation tank.