When we were 5, our brother thought it would be funny to cut off all the hair on the left side of our head. As you can imagine, it ended in tears and bitter recriminations. So, thanks a lot, Cassie, for dredging up our childhood trauma. If we weren't rocking ourselves to our happy place while curled in the fetal position, we might notice that your Cavalli gown fits like a glove. Oh well.