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On a Spoof 30th Birthday Evite She Sent to Friends, When -- in Reality -- She Was Taking Them to a Spa:
"I wrote that this tabloid magazine and this alcohol company were sponsoring a trip to Vegas for my birthday, and that we'd be going to the opening of this new club and there would be red carpet, and airfare and everything was going to be provided. This is what everyone in Hollywood does for their birthday. Barf, right?"