If we could get a close-up whiff of Robert Pattinson right about now, we'd expect to smell top notes of vanilla, hair gel, heartbreak and Kristen Stewart's licked armpits.
So it's with some trepidation that we greet this report from E! News, which says the scruffy-tending "Twilight" star has inked an estimated $12 million deal to be the face of Dior men's fragrances for the next three years.
"Rob likes the brand," says a source.
And he may also like the easy money to be made by fronting a perfume campaign, which is something that Stewart, who stumps for Balenciaga's scents, knows something about.
Dior is presumably banking on the dedicated Twi-hard fan base buying the cologne, and junior high schools should prepare to be permeated by eau de Rob.
Let's just keep our collective fingers crossed that Pattinson's perfume ads don't require him to ask pseudo ontological questions that leave him open to worldwide mockery (ahem, Brad Pitt).
Meanwhile, following Rob's PDA-packed date night with Kristen last week at a private Prince concert, the starlet ventured out solo on Monday with her figure on full display. Keep clicking for more …