The taxman cometh: IRS seizes Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts
Lindsay is "freaked out" at the prospect of landing back in jail, reports Radar Online, which says she's facing an estimated 253 days behind bars due to probation violations (because of overcrowding, she'd likely end up serving about 63 days).
"Lindsay was locked up in 2010 for 13 days for violating probation in her DUI case and said it was the darkest time of her life," relays a source. "If Lindsay could sell a body part to keep her out of jail, she would. She is that desperate about the thought of going back to jail."
Here's a wacky thought: Instead of sacrificing a body part, maybe she could just not, say, punch a psychic (allegedly) or tell the cops (allegedly) that her assistant was driving her Porsche when it crashed in June.
Speaking of the club kerfuffle, a source tells the New York Post that LiLo had a post-arrest "meltdown" at her hotel because she believes she's really the victim: "She was crying and kept asking, 'Why does this happen to me? This is a setup! I don't deserve this. ... It's not my fault!'"
Click on to see a collection of Lindsay's mug shots through the years …
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