Like the proverbial cold shower, nothing quells a romantic notion faster than Gwyneth Paltrow talking about sex. Or maybe that's just us. Anyhoodie, the GOOP-meister sat down with Chelsea Handler this week, who shared a story about what an "amazing advice-giver" Gwynnie is.
"We're at this dinner party one night … and one of her friends was like, 'I got in a big fight with my husband and I went home, and I just wanted to scream and yell,'" recalled Handler. "And you were like, 'Whatever you're doing, do the opposite. If you feel angry, go at him with love and you give him a [rhymes with 'glow'] job.'"
Squirmed Paltrow, "Oh my god. What if my mother sees this show?"
It's OK, Gwyn. We're sure Blythe Danner is still sitting in a dark room somewhere after hearing you relate that story about grooming your '70s-vibing private areas.