Marriage appears to be having a positive effect on Alec Baldwin, whose notoriously short fuse remained unlit as one of his mortal enemies (read: a New York tabloid) wondered whether his newly minted missus, Hilaria Thomas, is expecting.
The New York Post speculated that the yoga instructor might be pregnant because she didn't drink alcohol during a Hamptons benefit on Saturday. Oh, and the lithe exercise enthusiast was also supposedly sporting a teeny belly at the event.
But before Baldwin could rail against the invasion of privacy and perhaps angrily confront a photographer or two, Hilaria took to her Twitter to address the stork talk.
First, she tweeted a photo of her pancake-flat midsection and asked, "Pic from the day before people alleged I was pregnant. How slim do u have to be? This is a serious problem in society."
She also explained that she wasn't drinking because she was suffering from a cold.
Hilaria then offered, "How about this: when I'm pregnant, I'll tell you... Deal?"