We can't really picture the perpetual ball of sunshine that is Drew Barrymore finding a love connection with Christian "We're [Bleeping] Done Professionally" Bale. But once upon a time, they gave it a shot.
"We went to see some bloody awful horror film, and that was the end of it," the brooding "Batman" star tells GQ Australia (via the New York Daily News) of their teenage attempt at dating. "She never called again."
That was probably for the best. Bale, 38, has been married to Sibi Blazic for a dozen years (they have a 7-year-old daughter). Drew, 37, meanwhile, is expecting her first child with fiancé Will Kopelman.