As coveted a position as it is, being George Clooney's girlfriend doesn't actually seem like an overly complicated process these days. You don't need to be particularly brilliant, or altruistic, or funny, although we're sure those things help.
The one essential, non-negotiable qualification: You have to look incredibly hot in a bikini, which you should wear often and with confidence. And that brings us to Stacy Keibler (seen, at left, in an itty-bitty two-piece last weekend).
The former wrestler was first linked to the Oscar-winning two-time Sexiest Man Alive in August, and despite reports that he had "cooled things" off with her, People mag is now echoing Us Weekly's recent assertion that they remain very much an item.
Sure, Clooney, 50, flew solo while promoting the "The Ides of March" at the Venice Film Festival and "The Descendants" at Telluride, but he reportedly plans to be in Los Angeles this week at the same time as Keibler, 31, who just happened to share her most endearing qualities with the mag.
"Anybody that knows me knows that I'm definitely a guy's girl," she says. "I just can really adapt to any kind of environment."
Like, say, a sprawling villa in Italy. So, anything else we should know?
"I'm always happy," enthuses Stacy. "Anybody that knows me knows that I'm a very happy person."