Britney finds puppy love, but not through online dating
Has Britney Spears turned to online dating to find a rebound in the wake of her split from Jason Trawick? So claims the National Enquirer, which says the popster has been "scouring Internet matchmaking sites, looking for her Mr. Right."
Alas, "She doesn’t have the courage to go on any dates yet, but she's doing a lot of anonymous flirting."
See, fellas, there is a chance that hot blonde you're flirting with on Match.com is actually female. But she isn't Britney.
Spears, who remains under a conservatorship that purportedly restricts her Internet and phone usage, isn't trying to find a man online, with an insider laughing off the report to Gossip Cop.
That's not to say Brit-Brit doesn't have a new love in her life. On Friday, she showed off the latest object of her affection, a fluffy white puppy who joins her other teeny tail-wagger, Hannah.
"Say good morning to my new baby people," wrote Britney on Facebook (or someone posting as Britney), as she held the unimpressed-appearing pooch aloft.
Responded Hannah, who has her own rapidly growing Twitter, "She looks so pretty in my pink bow!"